Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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