Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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