i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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