But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she woke up with a sticky ear
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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