ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
