you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
