Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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