that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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