just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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