Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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