oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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