how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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