I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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