so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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