...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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