Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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