can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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