She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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