just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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