Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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