Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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