you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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