i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have already put on my inside pants.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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