lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
