Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Someone signed my nipple.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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