ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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