is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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