David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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