you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I am mentally ready for anal.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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