The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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