he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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