he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
