Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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