I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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