escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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