in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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