His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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