Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I could fuck to npr.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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