This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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