CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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