he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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