Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm both gender and math confused
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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