I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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