I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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