What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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