So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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