no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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