the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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