What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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