I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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