she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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