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(478): View more from Georgia

I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell

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(970): View more from Colorado

I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex

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(925): View more from California

I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together

(770): View more from Georgia

The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy

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(205): View more from Alabama

He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"

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(650): View more from California

its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Did you at least know who's jizz it was?

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

That is questionable.

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