I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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