I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
ttyl tear gas
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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