I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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