I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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