have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh god the rape fog is back!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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