I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
why is half of my head shaved?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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